The Reds
The Carpetbagger’s Favorite: Jennifer Garner in Vivienne Westwood Couture
The Blacks
The Carpetbagger’s Favorite: Helen Miren
The Whites
The Carpetbagger’s Favorite: Kerry Washington in Miu Miu
The Reds
The Carpetbagger’s Favorite: Jennifer Garner in Vivienne Westwood Couture
The Blacks
The Carpetbagger’s Favorite: Helen Miren
The Whites
The Carpetbagger’s Favorite: Kerry Washington in Miu Miu
On Oscar night, the red carpet was overflowing with a bevy of gowns. Some classic and tasteful and some not so much.. I will just be recapping the dresses that were most impressionable to me.
Octavia Spencer looks positively splendid, this dress is simply divine on her. Not only is the classic silhouette super flattering, but the intricately beaded fabric drapes to her body like white on rice. Definitely a winning look. The only accessory I can think of that could take it up a notch is that little gold statue.. oh wait, you won that too.
I’m digging Emma Stone in this red Giambattista Valli gown. Just as fitting as her vibrant hair color, it’s bold hue suits Emma and her infectious personality. This beautiful talent is no wallflower and she’s making that clear in a very classy way (take note Fergie). The dress has a touch of that old hollywood glamour to it, yet still manages to have a free-flowing and relaxed vibe, much like Emma herself. A tiny part of me does wonder what with that body and mischievous smile, the actress could have pulled off, but she absolutely steered clear of disappointing.
Okay, I can’t say I don’t like the dress, but good G-d woman, eat a sandwich! And any bit of respect I had for Angelina is pretty much gone after her beyond vain way of non-stop-over the top posing. Maybe in her head she thought she was being classy? But it’s not often I see such tackiness interrupting an otherwise elegant evening. She loses even more points with me for putting her disturbingly frail stature on display as if it were the epitome of sexy. Excellent role you’re setting, mother of 6.
Michelle Williams has made it quite clear that she is incapable of looking anything short of perfect. As I’ve recently mentioned, the peplum has made an overwhelming comeback and I encourage all trend followers and fashionistas alike to take note-THIS is how you wear it! Everything about Michelle in this dress is stunning. The subtly tiered layers humbly enhance the romantic essence of the gown. And the simple pink clutch and classic diamond choker are chosen wisely to let the dress take center stage. Michelle radiates absolute beauty in this Louis Vuitton and manages to set the bar for best dressed even higher.
I (almost) always adore what Gwyneth decides to go with on the red carpet, and though I’m a teensy bit underwhelmed, I think that this simple, white Tom Ford gown is very appropriate and lovely. I do wish there was maybe a little bit more going on, but I don’t blame her for playing it on the safer side, it is the Oscars after-all. She did have some mild fun with her cape/jacket piece, that later came off so we could see her structured shoulders and asymmetrical neckline, which is probably my favorite part of the whole look. And when it comes to looking like an ethereal goddess draped in white, Gwyneth takes home the gold!
Jessica Chastain is more of a newcomer on the scene in Hollywood and to be honest, I’ve been mostly indifferent with her fashion choices. But Jessica, you now have my full attention! This dress, with that hair, and little else (just some wisely chosen gold earrings) is exquisite. I would love to try on this gorgeous dress just to see what it feels like to be draped in such divine beauty. The gold threaded flowers that wildly make their way through the gown are what really brings this dress by McQeen to the next level. I am truly in awe of it. Well done Jessica Chastain, way to steal the spotlight with grace, and enviable style.
Rooney Mara went with a white Givenchy gown with a touch of architectural detailing and a beautifully draped train. I believe that a woman can never go wrong with Givenchy when walking the red carpet, and this dress is no exception, but honestly my favorite part of the actress’s whole look is her dreamy snowlike complexion and bluntly cut bangs. Rooney rocks this hairstyle with more unique beauty and poise than most girls could dream of. I am in no way opposed to her dress, but it is her fiercly bold hairstyle that I think Rooney Mara will be remembered by.
So I officially want to be best friends with Michelle Williams. Not only to borrow her amazingly sweet wardrobe, but just to be in the presence of someone who seems so kind and charming in a very gentle manner. Now about this dress-I don’t know if I could dream up anything cuter and more charmingly nostalgic. I mean seriously, way to take a basic silhouette and make it completely one of a kind! Always a fan of collared necks, I love how this little number distributes a perfect ratio of creamy white, a good-humored print, and touch of sparkle. I agree with her choice of simple black heels and no jewelry, letting the dress do all the talking. Williams wears this beauty with ease and contagious smile, the perfect accessory!
Oh Sarah Michelle, nice try honey. But this look just isn’t working for me. The basic idea behind it is fine- a sparkling black and gold mini with a black blazer, though the particular separates she chose don’t mesh well, not to mention rather ill-fitting. I know for a fact that this girl has a knockout body, but this outfit adds 15, 20 pounds easily. She could do so much better, much sexier, and much more flattering and I’m hoping that for her next public appearance she will. This outfit would be best suited on a 13 year old girl making her debut at her Bat Mitzvah.
Diane Kruger is one of my favorites, because not only does she behold the beauty of a poised goddess, she takes fashion risks and does so brilliantly. Here in this 10 Crosby by Derek Lam look, she does a fine job of making this look her own. I happen to be a big fan of stripes and florals together and this is exception. However, I’m not so keen on the dress poking out under the skirt? It keeps your eye moving back and forth and not in a good evened out sort of way, more in a confused “wait, what?” sort of way. But that could just be me, and I still give her props for not playing it too safe. Last, but not least I dig the sandals; I always agree with a palette of green, black, and yellow.
Oh Sarah Jessica, what do I say… Good try? All this looks like is a way too long nightgown made from an 80′s prom dress fabric, then she goes all Michael Jackson on us with the jacket and those gloves!? Nothing about this is okay. Better luck next time.
I would like to apologize to Peter Som on behalf of Krysten Ritter. Mr. Som, you are a lovely designer, it’s really too bad this usually cute actress does a sham of a job representing you at your Fall 2012 show! I mean, what is there to this dress besides managing to looking like a potato sack? And don’t even get me started on the mismatched purple accessories!
Rooney Mara knows how to impress in this impeccably tailored Louis Vuitton beauty. The emerald green is the perfect, yet subtle quality of this dress to take it from basic to arousing and elegant. The shoes are alright, I guess. I don’t hate them, but I think I’d prefer to see this dress paired with some classic kitten heels in the same gorgeous emerald shade to enhance the charmingly humble vibe of the dress.
I love Rose Byrne and think that 9 times out of 10 she nails it. This jumpsuit is soooo close, but sadly no cigar. It looks great up top and hits the floor at the perfect length, but the middle section is just too droopy, and doesn’t do her lovely figure justice.
Michelle Williams looks absolutely stunning in this Valentino, only wish she rethought her choice of shoes.
The red carpet on last night’s Golden Globes was (unfortunately) pretty much what I had anticipated-tasteful overall, but a bit of a bore. It’s no fun when your favorite stars play it safe, but hey maybe some of them are saving it for the Oscars? Anyway, here were some of the nights best…